Kill the Monsters (2018)

Move over Bradley Cooper. There’s another writer, director and actor in Tinsel Town called Ryan Lonergan, not be confused with the same-named footballer (although both make us think of tight ends). Tall, dark and talented, Ryan flashes his flesh on his own terms in the indie flick Kill the Monsters (2018). As an ailing Patrick, he and his friends — Frank (Jack Ball) and Sutton (Garrett McKechnie) — go on a randy road trip to seek a remedy. Of course, they are also on a mission to save their relationship. Along the way, they (and we) encounter a real estate agent (Chauncy Renay), a couple of doctors (Preethy Kaibara, Susan McCartan), and a lot of ladies (Anna Myrha, Careena Melia, Elizabeth West, Eve Grissinger, Julia Campanelli, Laura Brocca, and Zuhairah McGill). But most of all, we are treated to the three main dudes doffing their duds! Yes, the dramedy showcases the skin on Ball, Lonergan and McKechnie in glorious black and white. Thanks to close-ups, we get to see the trio’s pecs and buns. Only Garrett reveals his cock and balls. He also flashes his ass while getting busy to classical music. That’s an artsy way to make the skintastic action classy. The movie is actually an allegory for the evolution of democracy in America. But instead of depicting a two party system, it shows these three guys partying in various hotel rooms. And just like capitalism, someone is always getting screwed! No wonder Mr. Man’s pants are at a high salute!