Is it just me or does everyone love John Stamos these days? I feel like he's receiving the Jeff Goldblum Effect (trademark pending) where everyone becomes obsessed with this funny hottie as he ages...and he ages like a fine wine. Even though he is undeniably handsome now, I wanted to throw it back to his early days of hotness when he also went nude. #TBT to John Stamos' booty!
In the 1986 film Never Too Young to Die the young and lively Stamos showed off his shirtless chest when he was in bed with the one and only Vanity. Yes, that Vanity of Prince fame. Even though she was gorgeous, Stamos is basically stealing the show with his lithe gorgeousness.
However, he has proven to be hotter and bolder as he gets older. From showing his buns in Knots to stepping out of the shower in Scream Queens. I mean, good lord! Look at this seductive shot from Scream Queens!
I scream, you scream, we all cream for John Stamos. Do you need more Stamos in your day? Of course you do, sweetheart. Check out this sudsy and homoerotic scene with Glen Powell in Scream Queens where these two nude guys "fight" over a woman, but it seems pretty obvious that they just want each other. I mean, right?! This can't possibly just be my fantasies running wild here. In this scene, Glen even says "before this gets any more homoerotic" after stepping in the shower WITH Stamos, Stamos responds "I don't think that's possible". Good lord, boys, please kiss already! I'm dying here! Okay, I'll calm down, but watch the scene you'll know what I mean:
