The new CBS series United States of Al isn't necessarily a hit with the critics (it currently has a 33% Tomatometer score on Rotten Tomatoes) but we're still willing to give it a chance. Other people just aren't aware of what makes United States of Al so special. If you want to get to the heart of this series - to its oeuvre - you need to check out Parker Young's penis in the premiere episode. It's what the artist recommends!

(See Parker Young's Dick Grabbing Scene HERE)

Parker Young is a gorgeous young man who looks just like the G.I. Joe action figures all little gay boys plan their weddings with. In United States of Al Parker plays a soldier name Riley adjusting to civilian life after returning from Afghanistan. He finds an unlikely friend in an Afghan interpreter he worked with overseas, named Al (Adhir Kalyan). Al is carving out his new life in America as Riley readjusts to his old one. And together? They're gay porn stars.

The Big Army Bulge On United States Of Al Is Unreal

Kidding! But you wouldn't know Parker Young isn't a gay porn star by looking at his scene on Mr. Man. In a very unnecessarily thirsty shot, Parker saunters on camera wearing the thinnest boxer we've ever seen. His body is on point, but the real scene-stealer is that cock. We can see Parker Young's big penis pressing against his boxers as he casually saunters into the room!

Parker Young? More like Parker Hung...