A new Hulu documentary is coming out later this year about “The Brat Pack” - the group of young hotties in the 80s who took Hollywood by storm. It was announced that the doc is written and directed by Brat Packer Andrew McCarthy, and who better to tell their story than one of their own! The term was coined by a writer named David Blum in 1985, an obvious take on the Rat Pack of the 1950s and 60s, but rather than a bunch of old crooners, this group consisted of fresh-faced actors who frequently appeared in the decade’s successful coming-of-age films, most notably John Hughes’s The Breakfast Club and Joel Schumacher’s St. Elmo’s Fire.
These were the sexy stars that got moviegoers’ motors running in the 80s! Many of these old school hunks have gone nude onscreen, both back then and more recently, so whether you’re a dedicated fan or are just discovering them now, this is where you’ll find them in the buff - unless Andrew has some home movies we haven’t seen! One can only hope!
Andrew McCarthy Nude
The man at the helm of the new doc was a core member, having appeared in St. Elmo’s Fire and most known as the handsome love interest Blane in Hughes’s high school dramedy Pretty in Pink. He also starred in 1987’s Less Than Zero, where he Winnie the Poohs and causes dicks everywhere to gain a lot more than zero inches it at only three minutes in.
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Rob Lowe Nude
Andrew’s St. Elmo’s Fire costar has the distinct pleasure of being the only Brat Packer with a sex tape! By that point, fans had already seen everything on Rob thanks to the 1986 romance About Last Night... While he and an equally naked Demi Moore go to the fridge for a late night snack, the light when he opens the door illuminates his swinging sausage, and later we almost see it again when he gets out of the shower. Despite the scandal, Rob’s career is still going strong, and - Lowe and behold - we even got to behold his bare butt again just last year on the Netflix series Unstable.
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Emilio Estevez Nude
Crowned the leader of the Brat Pack due to the Blum article that tells of a night of partying with Emilio, Rob, and Judd Nelson, Emilio’s best known nudity is actually from his Brat Pack days. Specifically, the son of famous actor Martin Sheen showed off his seat meat twice, in the 1988 western Young Guns and its sequel. Though we love his young buns, we wouldn’t mind seeing his grown up glutes again, seeing as they’ve only showed up since in 2018’s The Public.
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Judd Nelson Nude
The third in the article’s bad boy trio only has one nude scene, and it’s from back in the day too, where he and two other travelers moon a truck while on the road in 1985’s Fandango. But who knows - there’s still time for Judd to reveal what’s fan-dangling down below!
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James Spader Nude
As the snobby villain of both Pretty in Pink and Mannequin (which also starred McCarthy), James has also been considered a member of the group, though we’ve sadly never seen his member. He has shown his amazing ass multiple times though, including in the 1990 romantic drama White Palace.
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Robert Downey Jr. Nude
The Iron Man actor is another honorary member due to his roles in Less Than Zero, Weird Science, and Johnny Be Goode. RDJ gives a BJ to a guy in Less Than Zero and we saw his heiney for the first time! He’s brought it out since then, with the latest time being in 2006’s Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus. Too bad we still have to imagine what his Marvel-ous manhood looks like!
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