The Tale of Tom Cruise and the Stunt Bubble

Wed, Aug 23, 2017 at 5:00pm by Annie Position

iluvbutts247, who beat us to the best Twitter handle ever, presents an important quandry in regards to Tom Cruise's butt. A clothed butt, but a juicy butt. A butt so round that it's been flagged as... debatable. Let's all muse together, shall we? 

Eh hem. So, first off, a control we need to set: Tom Cruise is a living, breathing human, who changes with the ebb and flow off time as do the rest of us. Workout programs change, and squats are a viable way to beef up the booty. Nonetheless, here is his arse in 1983:

Sinewy, no? But maybe not so round. Here's another more recent look:

So, a great shape for sure. A nice handful of cheek, no doubt. But is it THIS bubbly???

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After much deliberation, the internet thinks not.

And after much scrutiny in Mr. Man world, we'd have to agree. Fear not, though - Tom is not pulling a Kardashian; he simply does most of his own stunts like the badass that he is and needs butt pads for safety. His butt his perfectly beautiful au naturale. 

 


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