Now that everyone has a little more free time at home, we're all watching and re-watching shows like the incredibly critically acclaimed police drama The Wire. If this is your first time to The Wire, welcome. If it's a rewatch, then you know that this HBO drama is filled with super sexy men and gay badass heroes to aspire to (obviously talking about Omar "Oh Indeed" Little). That's why this is also the best time to finally do a definitive ranking of the hottest guys on the show:
Wood Harris played the elusive drug kingpin, Avon Barksdale. You'll be barking up his tree when you see him shirtless in one scene that really showcased his six-pack abs. Mr. Harris gave everyone wood!
Aiden Gillenplayed politician Tommy Carcetti and he almost immediately shows his ass when he bangs a babe against a counter while trying to get a political campaign underway.He's got our vote.
Dominic Westwasone of the show's most memorable Jimmy McNulty, but he doesn't deliver much in the way of nudity. If you like a drunk, charming, do-good-at-any-cost philanderer then he's the one for you. His chest hair at least makes him worthy of ogling.
Ernest Waddellwasbriefly on the show as Dante, but his sex scene with Omar leaves a stain in our memory.
Michael B. Jordanis a little bit of a cheat to include in this list because he was a child on the show, but he has grown up to be a beautiful man. See where he got his start in season one of the show as kid drug dealer Wallace.
Glynn Turman played the Mayor who was caught with his dick out when one of his security guards rudely interrupted a BJ session with his secretary. It looks like she knew how to take DICK-tation.
Idris Elba was a major part of the show as Stringer Bell, but rarely got too sexy. He was all business. He mostly only got shirtless, but thankfully we know what his ass is like in other things so he's still high in the rankings.
Michael K. Williams is the second hottest dude on the show, but he did show the most nudity. Omar Little is one of the most iconic and complex characters on TV. As the renegade lone wolf who would both work for and against various gangs and police forces, Michael's character was shockingly openly gay. This was 2002 in Baltimore! He was able to be so brazen with his sexuality because he was also greatly feared - even with that charming smile and whistle of his. "Omar's coming!" people shout when he walks down the street and you'll come when you see him in his cock.
Lance Reddick is the number one hottest man on the show. He was Lieutenant Daniels and as the often-stoic, deep-voiced lieutenant who would do anything for his crew, he leaves us salivating. When we finally see him shirtless it seals the deal: he's the show's standout hunk. Between his thrusting ass in an aerial shot and his lean abs, Lance Reddick's body is ridic.
