That is, unless you live in Australia. Then you can just stream the new series Bloom on something called Stan. But as Stan is only available Down Under, those of you Stateside better thank your Bloomin' Onions we're so bougie and connected here at Mr. Man, because we have the exclusive Bloom nudity and gay action! Hey reader, we Bloom just for you.
What is a Bloom you ask? It's a super quirky and original six-part mystery miniseries about a new plant that mysteriously arrives in a mysterious town a year after a mysterious flood kills five people. Um, mysteriously. The plant gives the power of youth - a blessing, but also a curse, as the small community soon finds out.
Aspromised, we've got some hot Aussies for you guys, starting with the truly adorable Ryan Corr. He gets to the Corr of what matters here at Mr. Man by running down the street completely nude! He also lets that perfectjiggly high key squeezable ass hang out of his shirt while banging a chick on the sofa.Call before you come. I need to shave. My chocha. Sam Reid's sexy bod is toned to literal perfection, and we even get a peek at his upper upperupperkinda would-be coin slot. I take what I can freaking get okay!
And then of course there's the steamy gay spit swapping between cuties Jacob Collins-Levy and Angus McLaren. While I'm bummed we don't yet have the series in the US because it genuinely seems intriguing, I'm glad we have all the men right here. They come from a land down under. And you'll... just... ya know...come.
