This Wednesday, April 4th the highlyanticipated,big-budget superhero flick Captain America: Civil War hits theaters. If you want to be Fap-tain America check out the movie's hottest dudes in their most nudity-filled roles. There's nothing civil about what you'll be doing after seeing these gorgeous asses!
In thisnewest entry into the Marvel universe, Captain America (Chris Evans) and Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) face off due to differing opinions as to how the government should address collateral damage. They also have some squabblesover tax-exempt transportationincentivesas well as certain clauses in the city'senvironmental noise ordinance. Just kidding. About the second part, not the collateral damage.
In true Marvel fashion, the flick cross-promotes franchises by bringing in every damn comic book character known to man. Thankfully many of them are known to Mr. Man, and we've got their juiciest nude roles here for your enjoyment!
5) Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero (1987)
While the hottie has surprisingly never given us a great ass shot, his gay moment in Less Than Zero more than makes up for it.
Plays Tony Stark / Iron Man
4) Paul Bettany in The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Thematic elements aside, Paul's ass-baring scene here had all of us doing the Moan-a Lisa!
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3) Don Cheadle in House of Lies
Cheadle has been dazzling and delighting us with his House of Lies nudity, and he continues to skin-press on the reg.
Plays Lieutenant James Rhodes / War Machine
2) Chris Evans in What's Your Number? (2011)
While we think that the gorgeous Chris Evans needs to catch up with fellow A-listers and shows us that superhoagie, there's no denying that this hunk of side ass in true muscly perfection.
Plays Steve Rogers / Captain America
1) Jeremy Renner in Twelve and Holding (2005)
Jeremy Renner turns Hawkeye into Browneye when he shows off his perfect plump ass cheeks in the shower. Those things just need to be squeezed!
Plays Clint Barton / Hawkeye
