Halloween is my favorite time of year. Horror movies, ghost stories, and hot men parading onscreen as blood-sucking vampires. These guys always make me think of other things they can suck. I know I'm not alone! Join me in celebrating my top five picks for the hottest guys who have played vampires in TV shows and movies:
5. Kayvan Novak in What We Do in the Shadows
I love this show. It's hilarious and it introduced me to Kayvan Novak who plays the strapping Kayvan Novak. Kayvan and his friends show up in leather daddy getups for a sexy party they lost. Kayvan in a leather harness? Yes, daddy!
4. Harold Pruett in Embrace of the Vampire
Embrace of the Vampire has one of the most sensual vampire sex scenes ever (yes, it's a thing!). Harold brings his lucky lady into his embrace and shows the camera his ass in a few epic aerial shots.
3. Andre Luis Oliveira in Dracula in Love
The indie film Dracula in Love follows friends who throw a party in a warehouse for a weekend. Their drug-fueled party goes awry when one of the boxes in the warehouse turns out to be Dracula's coffin. He wakes up anddecides that he wants to join the party! Andrew Luis Oliveira is young dracula who shows off his muscular seat meat as he rises from his coffin. We're rising, too, babe.
2. Claes Bang in Dracula
This mini-series brought Dracula to the present century and it perfectly cast Claes Bang as the all-powerful titular vampire. Step aside, Bela Lugosi. Claes is doing the whole seductive vampire thing to a T. He's perfect at it - especially when he shows us his juicy full moon.
1. Alexander Skarsgard in True Blood
Finally, no vampire list is complete with the guys from True Blood. Namely, this dick-friendly scene that shows off Alexander Skarsgard in all of his glory.
There's plenty more where these came from. Enjoy more sexy naked vampire men with this playlist:
