Full confessions: I started feeling some feelings after watching Netflix's new Jeffrey Dahmer series, Dahmer, starring Evan Peters. Is it wrong to find him hot as he plays a sadistic, cannibalistic killer? I'm not saying that Dahmer was hot - I am saying that Evan Peters is hot in everything he does and so it is confusing me in the nethers to watch him play someone so horrible. I know that it is messed up...but he is hot in this role.
That made me think: which other nude scenes are like this? What other nude scenes feel so wrong to like...and yet...I cannot resist! Let's take a look at five such nude scenes that are so messed up that they are actually hot.
5. Willem Dafoe in Antichrist
Willem shared dudity duty with pornstar Horst Baron in this very messed up film by Lars Van Trier. The ass is Willem, but the close-ups of cock and balls are Horst. The movie is pretty hard to watch, but this sex scene goes down easy.
4. Ross Lynch in My Friend Dahmer
Speaking of Dahmer, Ross Lynch played him only a few years ago. I am actually shocked to say that I think Evan Peters does a slightly better job. I only say shocked because I thought that Ross Lynch was SO good in this role and he had a very hot scene when he pulled down his panties and got weird with his doctor.
3. Ralph Fiennes in The Baby of Macon
Ralph is totally nude in this scene and it starts off great. We see his cock, his balls, his hairy pubes. What could go wrong? Well, everything. He gets stabbed in the side by a horn and the blood and guts come pouring out. Sadly, the very nude hottie gets covered in blood as his roll in the hay goes deathly wrong. And yet...I am still staring at that cock!
2. Bobby Cannavale in Boardwalk Empire
Covered in blood, but fully naked. Sigh. I couldn't help but think this was hot. It was a great overhead shot of Bobby's penis. Can you blame me?! After his choke sex sesh gets interrupted, he comes out with a gun and the belt around his neck to go after the person who just shot his lover. Never interrupt a man trying to get off with auto asphyxiation! But if you do, then make sure I can see his penis.
1. Alexander Skarsgard in True Blood
Someone bursting into flames is definitely not a fantasy for me. I would never say, "yeah, that's hot". But when it is a naked Alexander Skarsgard showing off his cock? Things change for me. He is naked and sexy and his penis is flopping out into the open in this fiery scene. As the kids say: this scene is fire! Watch it here to feel messed up about feeling so turned off:
