Our first ever Man-lympics are here! We crowned three winners (bronze, silver, and gold, of course!) from fifteen sexy countries known for producing gorgeous men (who don't mind dropping trou in front of the camera). You can see our special Man-lympics page HERE, where we round up the best nudity from the best that our fifteen fabulous countries have to offer. We're talking the best of Australia like Chris Hemsworth and High Jackman, the best of Ireland like Colin Farrell and Jonathan Rhys-Myers, the best of Germany like Michael Fassbender and Michael Fassbender (and I oop), and so much more!
But for this top ten list, I'm focusing exclusively on the D. "Didn't see that coming" said no one. Our forty-five Man-lympics winners include some of the hottest penises in Hollywood, and in the gallery below you'll find my picks for the ten hottest cocks. Across the entire globe. It's a lot of cock for a Wednesday. Are you ready?
While I personally think that these picks represent the best and tightest of the 2021 Man-lympics, you really need to check out the full Man-lympics lineup to choose which men are your personal favorites. I always urge people to dink for themselves. We lovingly shafted - I mean crafted! - a video for each country that features nudity highlights from each winner. There's only one thing gayer than the Olympics, and that's the Man-lympics, and you can see it all for free by hitting the links on this page. I've always wanted to be a Ho-lympian.
