It's Wood Friday everyone! That's the correct name for today, right? Are we missing something? Naturally we need to celebrate the only way we know how - with more boners. We've been on a bit of a boner kick recently, and you guys seem to be taking in every inch of what we dish out.
While we do not have the jurisdiction to officially guarantee whether or not a scene will give you an erection or semi-erection, we do have the jurisDICKtion.JK. We don't. But We can certainly try to liven up your Wood Friday with some of the best celebrity and semi-celebrity erections and semi-erections found here at Mr. Man.
For the record, we're classifying "semi-erections" as penises that are too fluffed out to be categorically flaccid. You know the type. These include actors who accidentally got a little too excited while filming, as well as those who purposefully worked their penises to get them bigger for their frontal scenes. Either way, this is going to be the best Wood Friday every.