Ryan Reynoldsis here with a very important service announcement, courtesy of his role as Deadpool/perfect ass. He's encouraging all penis-bearers to give their balls a check-up on the reg in the name of preventing testicular cancer, which is incredibly important. Also, Ryan Reynolds, amiright?
He refers to balls as smooth criminals in the short video, which is my new favorite nickname, and though he doesn't show us his (boo), we feel all warm and fuzzy thinking about him performing this self-check at home. Partially because #ryansball, and partially because we want him to stay healthy so he can keep disrobing on screen. We need him. We need you. Touch yourself.
Oh, and for all the ladies out there reading this, don't worry. Deadpool has a message for you too:
