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The boob tube was awash with wieners and buns this week from both naked newbies and established flesh favorites alike. Here’s our breakdown of the best nude scenes of the small screen!

Minx

Once again, the Starz comedy series comes out on top thanks another racy photoshoot, this time with nude cowboys Taylor Byron Barr and Eric Brody tied up to some railroad tracks while their floppy cocks soak up some sun. These dudes in distress are also dudes who undressed!

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23

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Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty

HBO’s historical sports drama is back and so are its booty-ful locker room scenes. This week’s cheek’s are courtesy of nudecomer Austin Aaron as real life Laker Mark Landsberger. It’s a quick flash of ass, but it’s super foine!

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23

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The Afterparty

Also back for Season 2 is Apple TV's murder mystery comedy, but instead of a high school reunion we're at a wedding where every family and friend of bride and groom is a suspect. One guest is played by Jack Whitehall, who unsuccessfully seduces Elizabeth Perkins and ends up running off in the nude when she whips out a sword. His sword stay covered by his hands but we do see his tanned tail as he hightails it outta there.

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23

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Joe Pickett

The second season of this Paramount+ Western series catches Travis Friesen with his pants down in the woods in episode 10, and the camera sneaks a look at him from behind as he bends over.

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23

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Reservation Dogs

The final season of the indigenous FX series is leaving us with someone thing to remember it by - Dallas Goldtooth’s tush! We see his round rump as he relieves himself while wearing assless chaps and a loincloth. We love seeing dat Dall-ass!

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23

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What We Do In The Shadows

Speaking of FX, we left some backside out of the previous wrap up and want to make up for it, because it comes from hilarious hottie Kayvan Novak. His vampire character Nandor recently tried to fly to space and ended up falling back to earth where his clothes burned off on reentry. He lands in the middle of a Pride celebration completely in the buff, save for his pixelated penis. You’ll want to penetrate that posterior with your own wooden stake!

TV Nudity Report: Minx, Winning Time, The Afterparty, Joe Pickett, Reservation Dogs, and What We Do In The Shadows 8.7.23