What is going on with television this week?! Every other show had hot nude dudes to lust over! I am not complaining. Quite the contrary! I am celebrating all of these super sexy nude dudes who have stripped their clothes off on the silver screen. I won't take up too much of your time here. Let's check out who went nude where:

Outlander is back, but there was not that much nudity this time around. Rather Sam Heughan stuck to shirtlessness as he sat up in bed with some blankets covering his lower body. If only we could see what is going on under the covers!

TV Nudity Report: Outlander, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Riverdale, Mayans M.C. 4.26.22

The brand new Showtime show The Man Who Fell to Earth is a sort of remake and sort of continuation of the 1975 Nicolas Roeg film of the same name that famously stars David Bowie as an alien who lands on Earth. In this television adaptation, Chiwetel Ejiofor plays the hot alien and he is HOT. He looks mighty human to me with a booty like that. That's 100% pure man meat, honey!

TV Nudity Report: Outlander, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Riverdale, Mayans M.C. 4.26.22

Riverdale is back and it is as hot and confusing as ever. I barely pretend to know what is happening on the show anymore and I am at peace with that because I am now focusing all of my energy on checking out the foxy and fierce K.J. Apa. He shows off his rock-hard muscles as he flexes and poses and leaves us gagged for more.

TV Nudity Report: Outlander, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Riverdale, Mayans M.C. 4.26.22

TV Nudity Report: Outlander, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Riverdale, Mayans M.C. 4.26.22

He's not the only one! Chris O'Shea is sweaty and glistening when he stands firm - making me firm - in the boxing ring. Gloves up, shirts off - that's the way I like my man. He and K.J. box each other which you can check out a bit of here:

Mayans M.C. is still going strong on FX as the crime drama continues to deliver skin from half-naked Mexican American men with huge muscles. This time it's Clayton Cardenas who gets the spotlight as this muscular hunk gets out of bed in the buff and shows off his huge and Herculean ass. Do a little twirl for us while you're up there, will ya, Clayton? He doesn't, but a girl can dream!

TV Nudity Report: Outlander, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Riverdale, Mayans M.C. 4.26.22