Good lawdy, what did we do without The White Lotus in our lives these past three years? Well, the wait is over and we have been rewarded for our patience with nudity right outta the gate, but that wasn’t all this past week! Two other shows that recently kicked off also delivered the naked goods, and SAS: Rogue Heroes is at it again where ass is concerned. Read all about it here!

The White Lotus

The third season of Mike White’s luxury hotel-set series started with a bang - a few bangs, actually if you count all those mysterious gun shots. But we’re really taking about star Patrick Schwarzenegger’s fully nude and bangable bod towards the episode’s end. He gets out of bed naked and heads to the (very mirrored) bathroom to rub one out - what a coincidence, so did everyone else watchig probably!

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The Eastern Gate

Max does it again! This new Polish spy drama has also recently launched and speaking of alunching, your pcket rocket will blast off when you see Karol Pocheć hanging naked from the ceiling - if you can ignore the torture and juts concentrate on that tight tush!

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Benefits with Friends

Also new via Hulu/Disney+ is this Brazilian romantic dramedy show about besties Bia and Victor, who just might be the loves of each others lives… if the timing ever works out right. Luckily the timing work out right when it comes to catching some hot booty on camera, thanks to star Sergio Malheiros and Danilo Mesquita. They put the “ends” in friends!

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SAS: Rogue Heroes

If this BBC One series is any indication, World War II was all about guns and buns. And this newest scene with Nudecomer Jack Barton has both! The fantastic ass Jack is packin’ will have you whackin’!

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