Well it finally happened! Blue-eyed A-lister Bradley Cooper finally showed his penis on camera in his first-ever frontal nude scene. It all goes down in Guillermo del Toro's new period psychological thriller Nightmare Alley. But you probably already knew that, since Bradley Cooper hasn't been able to stop talking about his first penis scene. And we don't blame him. He's a proud papa of a grade-A cock.
Cooper finally decided to show cock because he said that "there was nothing gratuitous about it. It was to story.” "To story" means that the scene was integral to the plot. Plus Cooper previously stated about his nude scene in Nightmare Alley:
I remember reading in the script and thinking, he’s a pickled punk in that bathtub and it’s to story. You have to do it. I can still remember that day just to be naked in front of the crew for six hours, and it was Toni Collette’s first day. It was just like, ‘Whoa.’ It was pretty heavy.
Needless to say, with all of the hype, we were pretty jizzed to see this scene. I mean jazzed! I mean jizzed. Honestly Cooper is just one of those agelessly hot Hollywood A-listers who only seem to get better with age, ala Brad Pitt, ala George Clooney, etc. We were afraid that his scene would be a letdown, ala Chris Pine's frontal scene in Outlaw King. Expectation is premeditated disappointment, as they say, and our expectations were sky-high for Bradley Cooper's first-ever penis scene.
Bradly Cooper's Full Nudity In Nightmare Alley
It ended up giving more Daniel Craig in Love Is The Devil (one of the best celebrity nude scenes of all time) than Outlaw King, and TBH we live. Sure, Bradley's buzzy scene is short, and sure, the water (in the scene Cooper is taking a bath in front of costar Toni Collette) obscures the visuals a little, but it's still a damn good shot.
Cooper has a sturdy daddy cock and we are loving his manly untrimmed bush. In order to get the most out of what is sure to be one of the best nude scenes of 2022, we turned it into lovingly crafted GIFs below!
GIFs Of Bradley Cooper's Penis In Nightmare Alley
Bradley Cooper's Other Best Nude Scenes
With all of this talk of Bradley Cooper's nude bod, a lot of you might be wondering where else you can find nudity from this megastar. For as comfortable as he is being fully naked in Nightmare Alley, you might assume Cooper has an amazing legacy of nudity. But in actuality he's been rather shy on camera until now. Aside from Nightmare Alley, Bending All The Rules is the best place to see Bradley Cooper naked. He strips down for a guard and we can see his very high and tight ass cheeks.
That is a ten out of ten ass folks. Plus on an episode of Nip/Tuck he Winnie-the-Poohs it by letting his fat ass hang out from under his T-shirt while banging a woman on the counter.
Enjoy Cooper's nudity and make sure to check out the full scenes with the clips on this page. He's so good that we want him Brad.
