Mr. Man's man Nick Offerman turns fifty-one-years-old today, and we're celebrating with a look at his nudity résumé that will shock even his biggest fans. Nick achieved near viral fame for his role as Ron Swanson on the long-running comedy series Parks and Recreation. His mannerisms and quotes on the series made it into the mainstream vernacular, much how Niel Patrick Harris' Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother spawned ubiquitous sayings. Ron Swanson was gruff and deadpan (and sexy - we'll get to that in a second!) and said quotes such as "If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party." But what this party really needs is a snack.

There's something undeniably sexy about Nick Offerman, and his reputation for being a straight-shooting manly man only adds to his allure. This, gents, is a top. Of course what we're really loving about Nick Offerman is that he isn't afraid to strip down on camera for a number of surprisingly satisfying nude scenes. On the second episode of the acclaimed series Deadwood, Nick played an out of control hillbilly, and greeted us with his hand firmly gripping his nice cock! We also see his balls and his surprisingly tight ass here.

Nick took his nude body to the big screen in 2012 with Somebody Up There Likes Me. Here he splashes around in the pool, and gives up his butt and his balls in the process. We've scoured this scene for butthole, and for as much as it seems nearly impossible that he doesn't show hole here, sadly no hole has been detected. Just the hole in our hearts.

And on the Will Grace reboot Nick showed off his bear-y hairy chest while walking around the apartment nude. Sadly his penis and balls are blurred out. But we already know what they look like! We love when Nick takes it Off...erman!