The first trailer for the upcoming Buzz Lightyear origin story, Lightyear, is out, and has already become one of Pixar's most-viewed trailers, even surpassing the views for Marvel's next outing, Eternals. The people want Buzz Lightyear! And why do they want Buzz Lightyear, you might ask? Because Buzz is zaddy. He's BuzzZaddy. Pass it on.
Seriously, it makes sense that we're talking about this Toy Story character today, because I have a Woody. In this new trailer (above) we get to see Buzz in his casual attire, and his ripped arms and manly jawline really take center stage. But we're not here to talk about Pixar's second most f*ckable character (the first of course being the dad from Inside Out, duh!). We're here to talk about the man voicing Buzz this go-around, Chris Evans. He is smoking hot and has delivered some infinitely hot scenes over the years.
Prior to Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear was voiced, famously, by Tim Allen, but the folks at Pixar enlisted Captain America, Chris Evans, for this origin story. People are divided on this passing of the torch. Some wonder if Allen got himself blacklisted at Disney for his controversial political views, while others feel that since Lightyear is about Buzz as his character, not as a toy, it makes sense for him to be voiced by a different actor. Either way, we're just happy to see Chris Evans finally getting some work in this town!
If you want to see more of the man behind the spacesuit, you need to check out Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie. In this teen movie sendup Chris appears fully nude with just whip cream covering his best parts. And when he turns around, he reveals that he has a banana in his butt. Teens be like!
This, sadly, is the beginning and the end of Chris Evans' nudity career. But fear not! His body looks absolutely incredible in Fantastic Four and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and in the romantic comedy What's Your Number? he appears in a doorway with just a towel covering his penis and balls. So close, yet so far. Hopefully in the future Chris Evans will take us to nudity and beyond!
