Twenty-eight-year-old fashion supermodel River Viiperi is no stranger to posting explosively hot thirst trap pics on Instagram. I mean just look at exhibit A-ss:

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Orhow about exhibit B-ulge:

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But this time - in the words of Shania Twain - River has really gone and done it. He posted a mirror selfie in impossibly tiny Emporio Armani boxer briefs that expose his meaty man stick! This isn't just a bulge. It's #VPL. It's visible penis line. In fact his penis is so visible here that it's like we're seeing the real thing.

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So basically, you can go home to your wife and kids tonight and tell them that daddy saw River Viiperi's penis. Ah. It's a good day.