2 Days in the Valley (1996)

2 Days in the Valley is an ensemble crime comedy that brings some of the biggest names of the '90s together in the same movie. This flick takes a look at the dark underbelly of Hollywood, where we meet an extensive cast of dubious characters each battling his or her own demons. Throughout 2 Days in the Valley we see that these stories are entwined, and we're taken on a rapid-paced and often hilarious journey through the parts of Hollywood they don't cover in the brochures. Jeff Daniels and Eric Stoltz play two cops who are contacted by Charlize Theron's character after she decides that she's had enough of her husband's corrupt ways. And we're glad that she brought these two into the fold, because they deliver the hottest scenes in 2 Days in the Valley. Jeff Daniels is an acting legend, and it's so hot to see him in just his unbuckled jeans while lounging on the couch. Now that's what we call the ideal dad bod! And then you have his on-screen crime fighting partner Eric Stoltz. He's the real MVP - most valuable penis - here, as he reveals his erection during a massage. It all goes down when his masseuse gets a little handsy with his legs and thighs - suggestively moving her hands up towards his no-no. It's a yes-yes when he gets a boner under his towel! From the kooky capers to the massage table erections, 2 Days in the Valley will make a mountain... in your underwear!