An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)

The United States military has been lauded on many a front. The service is renowned for inducting self-absorbed, post-adolescent males who are tiptoeing along the path to self-destruction and turning them into brave, responsible adults. Such, in short, is the story of An Officer and a Gentleman (1982). Richard Gere stars as Zack Mayo, the son of a womanizing drunk of a Naval Officer (Robert Loggia) who tries to follow in his dad's footprints by enlisting in Aviation Officer Candidate School. There, Gunnery Sergeant Emil Foley (Louis Gossett Jr.) makes it very clear only the best of the best candidates will become pilots. But between dropping the famous "queers and steers" line and degradingly calling Zack "Mayonnaise" he does offer one helpful word of advice: don't knock up one of the locals. Yes, it ends up the girls around the base like to get set for the future by sleeping with a future Naval Officer, which is just what Lynette (Lisa Blount) does to Zack's buddy Sid (David Keith). That freaks out Zack, since he's been hooking up with the local factory worker Paula (Debra Winger). With Sid's life messed up, Zack starts to panic about his relationship, tries to quit, tries to beat up Emil, and is forced to admit "I've got nowhere else to go!" Of course, the ending of the movie is one of the most famous of all time, so we all know he's going to graduate and come get his girl out of the factory. But while everyone remembers that scene, Mr. Man remembers all the times our sexy Naval Officers took it all off. Robert Loggia shows his buns when the old drunk hops out of bed and puts his pants on. He can drop a payload on us anytime! If you're looking for a younger, hotter piece of ass take a look at David Keith lying shirtless in bed with his local girl or enjoy the glimpse of his backside when he grabs some rope and decides to hang himself rather than face the fact that he won't be an Officer. But the Officer that really had us getting off to his body was Richard Gere, who we see getting out of bed totally nude, although he very strategically blocks all the best parts with his thighs. Oh, to be a gerbil. Allegedly. Gentle or rough, either way we'd like to do dirty things with that gentleman! You'll be spewing Mayonnaise seeing Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman!