Cardinal Burns (2012)

The British boob tube comedy sketch show Cardinal Burns stars funnymen Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns (thus the show's title), two hard working dudes that earned their stripes on the comedy circuit before bringing their brand of funny to the telly. Lasting two seasons starting in 2012, nothing escapes the hilarious insight of this duo, but if forced to point out their most beloved sketches, they'd have to be their version of the famous unknown street artist Banksy as a boring man living in the suburbs whose art would be worthless if people realized what a bore he is, and their recurring characters Hashtag and Bukkake: two London-Turkish taxi drivers starring in their own 1980s cop show. The handsome fellows rode the comedic line between clever pop culture satire and Benny Hill-esque gags en route to a few awards and even some BAFTA nominations. But what had Mr. Man so excited was that both Mr. Cardinal and Mr. Burns showed some skin on the show. Sebastian Cardinal has one sketch where he's a blonde babe walking naked through an office building, and the other workers are totally cool with it. We were getting off to that office building walk after seeing his tight ass and even a bit of balls! It would've been a Cardinal sin to hide that keester! Dustin Demri-Burns doesn't go that far, but we do see him in just a pair of chaps and a black Speedo, doing karate kicks as he gets his picture taken by a photographer. How kinky! But if you've ever dreamed of being sandwiched between these jokesters, it was likely after seeing them together dancing side by side in their whitey tighties while filming some kind of weird music video. With those sexy sketches, Cardinal Burns will have you creaming!