Today is Mardi Gras, which means that... during a normal non-pandemic year... women would be flashing their boobs to strangers in exchange for beads. But guess what? Women aren't the only ones who get to have fun during Mardi Gras! People who frequent Mardi Gras festivities will also find that men flash their penises to strangers, and we're celebrating this storied tradition with a look at what might just be one of the hottest celebrity dick flashes ever. A rare double dick flash, in fact. Because what? Because it's Mardi Gras ya'll!
The 2016 drama American Honey is most famously remembered for Shia LaBeouf's sex scene in the grass. Shia gets so caught up in the moment that he exposes his penis root.
But there's another man who truly steals the show. Blonde surfer babe McCaul Lombardi looks straight out of Animal Kingdom (we're still not sure that he didn't film a gay sex scene with Jake Weary at some point). And what's really amazing is that McCaul flashes his surfer penis not once, but twice in American Honey!
21 minutes in, McCaul and the gang check out of a motel. When his friend calls him a virgin, McCaul pulls down his pants to whip out his very hot cock!
Who's a virgin now beyotch. Then minutes later, as if one dick flash wasn't enough, McCaul goes the extra mile by grabbing his thicc cock and balls to wave them to a van full of people.
We just can't make this stuff up people. Hopefully McCaul Lombardi will satiate all of your Mardi Gras dick flashing needs this year. Fat Cock Tuesday... indeed!
