Yo ho, hoes! It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and the guaranteed way to get a plank in your pants is to celebrate with these sexy sailors of the small screen! Say ahoy to some of our favorite manly mateys of television, and see which scurvy sea dogs you’ll want to raw dog!
The Nude Men of Black Sails
This Starz series was full of naked pirates! It was truly the places for not-so-hidden booty, with the likes of Luke Arnold, Luke Roberts, Toby Schmitz, and Zach McGowan all going nude. The jib isn’t the only thing that’s hung! We’d also like to give another shout out to the recently passed Ray Stevenson, who went shirtless has the legendary pirate Blackbeard.
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Ewen Bremner Nude, Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi Gay in Our Flag Means Death
Speaking of Blackbeard, we cannot wait for season 2 of the best gay pirate show ever. October can’t come fast enough - though we might - especially if it means more nudity from the crew and (hopefully) some jolly rogering between Rhys and Taika,
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James Oliver Wheatley Prosthetic Penis in The Lost Pirate Kingdom
Seems like Blackbeard was also the subject of a 2021 docs-series on Netflix, that starred some beefy British babes, including James at the infamous Captain. Sam Callis bares his chest as well, but it’s Blackbeard’s prosthetic knob getting an injection that we’ll never forget.
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Aidan Scott Nude in ONE PIECE
You wouldn’t think a show based on popular anime would be the place for butt cheeks, but it’s true. Aidan proves he’s one fine piece of ass when he stripped down for this hot new Netflix series, and now we dying to plunder that posterior!
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Colin O’Donoghue Sexy
Special dispensation goes to this lovely Irish lad who is probably best known for getting us hornt up while playing Captain Hook on the fairy tale series Once Upon A Time. He sadly never went nude as the literary villain but did finally strip down for a late night dip on the Apple TV series For All Mankind as real life astronaut Gordon Cooper. Whether it’s in space or on the high seas, we think Colin should explore more nudity in his career!
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