Last night’s 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards telecast came back after two years of Covid and controversy, bestowing its honors on a long list of talented hotties with tons of nudity. Take a gander at this year’s gorgeous winners naked on screen:
Jeremy Allen White
The star of The Bear won for best actor in a Musical or Comedy TV series, but you may recognize his him as the booty-baring Lip Gallagher on Shameless.
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Tyler James Williams
The child actor is all grown up and raking in accolades on Abbott Elementary after previously going shirtless in 2020’s The Argument.
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Evan Peters
The Ryan Murphy regular won Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie for his chilling, skin-filled portrayal of the killer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and gave one of the night’s most concise acceptance speeches.
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Paul Walter Hauser
In a category filled with less than savory characters, Paul Walter Hauser, who once dropped his pants on the drama Kingdom, came out on top as a convicted serial killer and rapist in Blackbird.
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Kevin Costner
A decade after his Golden Globe win for Hatfields McCoys and more than three decades after his first win for Dances With Wolves(where he displayed his derriere), Kevin has picked up another award for playing patriarch John Dutton on Yellowstone.
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The White Lotus
HBO’s runaway hit picked up Best Miniseries or TV Film, no doubt thanks in part to its fascinating plotlines, strong performances, and balls-to-the-wall dudity.
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House Of The Dragon
Best Drama Series went to the Game Of Thrones prequel series freshman season, which may not have had as much skin as its predecessor, but still enough to make it one of this year’s most talked-about shows.
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Eddie Murphy
The iconic comedian was given the Cecil B. DeMille Award for his decades-long career in entertainment, which includes showing his celebrated ass in the Rudy Ray Moore biopic Dolemite Is My Name.
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Colin Farrell
Winner of Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy Motion Picture for The Banshees of Inisherin, this handsome Irish lad has a storied history of undressing on screen, and while it’s hard to choose a favorite, we’re going with the rear view of his perfect package while sliding into bed in Alexander.
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Austin Butler
He earned the Best Actor in a Drama Motion Picture crown for his intense and energetic portrayal of the King in Elvis. We can only hope this immense success will lead to us eventually getting to see the hunk of burning love down below.
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Banshees of Inisherin
Martin McDonaugh and his tale of a crumbling male friendship won big, and were not saying it’s because it contains some unexpected full frontal, but we also can’t count that out.
