Who wants Prince Harry penis news? Apparently the entire world! Prince Harry's new ghostwritten memoir Spare is garnering attention for all of the right reasons. He talks extensively about his own penis and even makes an allusion to his brother Prince William's penis. Now that's a book.
Is Prince Harry Circumcised?
First up, the runaway royal clears the air about whether or not he is circumcised. This was a topic of discussion decades ago, but those still curious now know that Harry is indeed circumcised. Harry even roped his unconsenting brother into the convo by revealing the Prince William is circumcised as well. Here's the full revelation from Spare:
My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity,” Harry writes. “The press had written about it extensively. There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised.
Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.
Prince Harry's Penile Frostbite
Penile frostbite, you ask? This segues into another penile revelation from Prince Harry. The globetrotter found himself in frigid Antarctic prior to attending his brother's wedding. the trip gave him penile frostbite - a condition that he shared with wedding guests in 2011, and now with the world in his memoir:
The pre-wedding dinner was pleasant, jolly, despite Willy visibly suffering from standard groom jitters. I regaled the company with tales of the (South) Pole. Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis.
Prince Harry's First Time Having Sex
While Harry manages to avoid explicitly mentioning his peen here, he does talk about how he put it to work during his first time having sex. In one of Harry's most quotable passages from Spare, he recounts being an older woman's stallion in a field:
(I had a) humiliating episode with an older woman who liked macho horses and who treated me like a young stallion. I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away. One of my many mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a very busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us.
Prince Harry Was Scarred By Meghan Markle's Sex Scenes In Suits
Finally, while not as shocking as these previous admissions, we need to round out our Prince Harry sex news with his statements regarding his wife Meghan Markle's sex scenes on her series Suits. Prince Harry was upset by those notoriously saucy USA Network sex scenes (JK I can't imagine that's a thing!), and wishes that he had never seen them in the first place:
(I made the) mistake of googling and watching some of her love scenes online. I’d witnessed her and a cast mate mauling each other in some sort of office or conference room. I didn’t need to see such things live.
But she chose you Harry! She chose you.
Royal Nudity
While we sadly can't offer you pictures of Prince Harry naked or pictures of Prince Harry's penis, we can offer you the next best thing - nudity from actors who played royals! Check out the action below, you stallion you.
Josh O'Connor in Mothering Sunday (played Prince Charles in The Crown)
Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name (played Henry V in The King)
Charlie Hunnam in Queer As Folk (played King Arthur in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword)
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled (played Henry VIII In The Tudors)
(see the full nude Royals playlist here)
Tweets About Prince Harry's Penis
One minute Prince Harry wants privacy the next minute he’s wrote a tell all book about doing coke, shagging an old woman and his frostbitten penis
— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) January 6, 2023
Prince Harry - "We want privacy"
Also Harry - "So... about my penis..." pic.twitter.com/TDVF4xX62X — BaggageClaim (@BaggageClaim11) January 6, 2023I never thought I’d be talking about Prince Harry’s “frostnipped” penis for a living, but here we are.
— Cameron Walker (@CameronDLWalker) January 6, 2023Everything I’ve learned about Prince Harry’s penis is against my will.
— KINSEY SCHOFIELD (@kinseyschofield) January 8, 2023We wholeHARDedly disagree with that last one!
