Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger (2021)

If you're going into the micro-budget indie horror parody Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger (2020) expecting anything other than what it's title promises, you're going to be disappointed. On the other hand, if you're hoping for a tongue in cheek film shot on a reported budget of $0.00, there's a lot to love in this sixty minute flick! Co-written and directed by Cody Clarke, the film tells the story of a lonely Brooklyn resident named Chloe—played by Clarke's co-writer and real-life partner Chloe Pelletier—who experiences a close encounter with the titular extra-terrestrial! On a lonely night in Park Slope, Chloe gets a visit from the Giant Blurry Finger (belonging, of course, to Cody Clarke) and embarks on a strangely fetishistic relationship with this visitor from another world. The film, despite its non-existent budget and single location, makes up for all of that with a lot of charm and gusto, though we're also sad to report that most of the nudity in the film is of Ms. Pelletier, who spends a substantial amount of time in either a thong bikini or completely nude. In one of the stranger scenes in the flick, Chloe allows the giant blurry finger to cum on her tits and it shoots a bloody substance all over her chest! The closest we get to any male skin comes from Cody Clarke, whose big dick can be seen as his on-and-off-screen lover strokes it beneath his boxer shorts! We're hoping for a sequel to come soon to this flick, titled Attack of the Giant Blurry Penis Belonging to Cody Clarke!