Nothing to be scared of here as we’re simply gearing up for Spooky Season 2023 by checking out the sexiest tricks who have shown off their treats in horror movies. And let’s just say these boys aren’t working with any Fun-Size bars. Halloween 2023 is all about treating yourself, and we’re in the mood for some King-Size goodness.
Willem Dafoe Body Double Penis in Antichrist
The director of Antichrist, Lars von Trier, famously said that he could not feature Willem Dafoe’s real penis in the film's nude scenes because it was so big that it was distracting. However his body double has an outrageously thick uncut penis that you have to see to believe. You can see the extent of Willem's manhood in his bizarre real nude scene.
Plus in the opening shot of Antichrist, Dafoe's porn body double actually has sex in the shower. Sure, it’s straight sex, but it wouldn’t be Halloween without something spooky.
Mark Duplass Penis in Creep 2
Mark Duplass loves showing off his body on camera, and this daddy lets it all hang out in the found footage horror movie Creep 2.
Jack Reynor Penis in Midsommar
Midsommar remains one of the best horror movies in recent years, and star Jack Reynor dares to show his big penis and balls after participating in a cult sex ritual. This Irish cutie hasn't delivered much recently, which is a real shame.
Eric Balfour Penis in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The sexy Eric Balfour famously showed his actual erect penis and had actual sex in Lie With Me. And this proclivity for nudity is on full display in the DVD extras for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, where Eric strips nude in front of a bunch of people.
Jesse LaVercombe Penis in Violation
You know how we were talking about full-sized bars? If you want a Costco-sized treat, look no further than Jesse LaVercombe in Violation. A woman gets revenge on him by tying him up naked (and SPOILER: Later killing him). Before that goes down, Jesse’s character thinks he’s in for some nice-nice, and he gets so excited that we can actually see his erect penis pulsing up and down on camera. Incredible scene.
Cooper Koch Penis in Swallowed
One of the creepiest entries on this list is Swallowed, with a plot that's so disgusting it almost distracts from the nudity. Almost. The beautiful and openly gay actor Cooper Koch goes full frontal in his best nude scene to date. Subject matter be damned.
Happy spooky season ya'll!
