You do whatever you want to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. We'll be over here looking at hung uncut Irish cocks. Sunday, March 17th is St. Patrick’s Day, which gives us the perfect excuse to check out Irish actors in the buff in an attempt to answer the age-old question: Are Irish men bigger? Long-rumored to have bigger members than your average guy, Irish men are also sexy for their irresistible accents. Scroll down for some of our favorite Irish actors nude, and decide for yourself if they’re as big of a deal as we think…

Barry Keoghan Penis in Saltburn

The young Irish stud Barry Keoghan has already taken Hollywood by storm. In fact he was just nominated for a Supporting Role Oscar for his role in The Banshees of Inisherin, which spoiler alert, stars another well-endowed Irishman on this list. But after that he became the "it" actor of his generation with his balls to the wall (almost literally!) performance in the queer-coded Saltburn. This perennial award-season favorite has quite the trophy hiding between his legs.

Michael Fassbender Penis in Shame

Michael Fassbender’s penis became internationally known for its dizzying dimensions following the debut of Shame at the Venice Film Festival in 2011. In fact, Michael’s frontal scene from Shame was so openly discussed at the time that George Clooney even brought it up while accepting his award for The Descendents at the 2012 Golden Globes: “Really Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back.”

Liam Neeson Penis in Under Suspicion

While Fassbender is often considered to be the biggest man working in Hollywood, we think that fellow Irish actor Liam Neeson might have an even bigger member. We spotted his very lengthy manhood in this blink-and-you-’ll-miss-it frontal chase scene from his 1991 movie Under Suspicion.

Jamie Dornan Penis in Fifty Shades Of Grey

True Jamie Dornan fans might remember his nude modeling photos from before he was an actor. However, the rest of the world had to wait until his frontal debut from his first outing as Christian Grey in 2015’s Fifty Shades Of Grey to see the goods. Jamie only teases part of his package here, but it looks like it requires extra postage.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Penis in Tangled

This Irish hunk is known for his piercing eyes and acting chops. But if you saw the 2001 thriller Tangled, you know he’s also got something to celebrate in his trousers. Watch as a twenty-four-year-old Meyers flashes Rachael Leigh Cook during a nude photoshoot!

Paul Mescal Penis in Normal People

Paul Mescal is a part of the new guard of Irish actors taking over Hollywood. He first gained notoriety in Hollywood for his bold performance in Hulu’s romance miniseries, Normal People. Nudity was necessary, as Paul’s tender scenes opposite Daisy Edgar-Jones bring their chemistry to life.

Colin Farrell Penis in Triage

You didn’t think we were done with the old guard yet, did you? While Michael Fassbender’s member dominated headlines in 2010, Colin Farrell and the word ‘hung’ were synonymous in the aughts. Famously, his frontal scene was cut from ‘A Home At The End Of The World’ after it “made it difficult to concentrate on the plot” at an early screening of the film. Director Michael Mayer even stated: "It was distracting." However, Colin’s penis made it into Triage, thankfully.

Martin McCann Penis in The Survivalist

Finally, if any of you still have doubts about Irish men, we give you Martin McCann. He’s a lesser-known actor, but he made a big impact in 2015’s The Survivalist. Huge even. Take in every inch of Martin’s performance as this Irish stud boldly strips fully nude in front of the camera!