Legendary funnyman and impressionist Bill Hader is the type of long and lean sex machine we'd like to have on top of us, until our body made a deep impression on his mattress. Before he was making us hard, Bill rose up the Hollywood ranks the hard way. Originally from Tulsa, after he dropped out of school to make it in Hollywood, he was stuck working as a production assistant for years on movies like Collateral Damage (2002) and The Scorpion King (2002). We know what kind of production we'd like his assistance with! Eventually he started doing improv at the Upright Citizen's Brigade, which led to him acting as a field agent fooling Ashlee Simpson on Punk'd and joining the cast of Saturday Night Live in 2005. Bill's fourteen years on the show became legendary, with Mr. Hader killing it with his impressions of Dateline's Keith Morrison and M.A.S.H star Alan Alda, as well as John Mulaney's "hottest new club" loving creation, Stefon. On the big screen, Bill mastered the loveable side character as Dave in Hot Rod (2007), Brian Better in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), Custer in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) and as Amy Schumer's boyfriend Aaron in Trainwreck (2015). Starting in 2015, Bill teamed with Fred Armisen to parody the biggest documentary movies on Documentary Now!, and has recently voiced Featheringhamstan in Lightyear (2022). But where Bill has found his most critical success, including notching an Emmy win, is in the hitman turned actor show he created for HBO, Barry. As Barry Jerkman, he'll make you jerk man, since in one episode we finally get to see Bill's hairy chest as he lies shirtless in bed with a woman. Don't think he's all that hot? Don't be a hater. Admit you can't get enough of Bill Hader!
