Black Venus (2010)

Spoiler alert: there will be no black penis in Black Venus (2010), but there will be some pasty white ass! While these days a big butt can make you instafamous or even a legitimate celebrity with a hit reality TV show, back in the 1800's racist people turned black women with junk in the trunk into dehumanized spectacles. Based on the true story of a black woman who was exploited in 1815 Holland, Yahima Torres stars as Saartjie Baartman, an indigenous South African woman from the Khoekhoe tribe. Colonizers derisively called those tribe members "Hottentots." Capetown farmer Hendrick Caezar (Andre Jacobs) knows he can make money by selling her strangeness to white audiences, so he takes her to London and puts her in sideshows where men "inspect" her big booty and enlarged labia, even though it causes her misery. What's even more miserable is when she ends up in Paris as a sex slave for men looking to do the nasty with someone a little bit different than the thin white women, they're used to having sex with. She fancies herself an artist, but that doesn't stop anatomist Georges Cuvier (Francois Marthouret) from trying to use her unique body to prove the superiority of the white race. Very hard to watch at times, it's a bummer of a flick about a black woman with a big bum getting dehumanized at every turn. But there's nothing miserable about the Dutch dudes in this film. Guillaume Verdier is all ass in a long sex scene where he is staring at Yahima Torres while having sex with his wife. When that's not enough, he has her take her top off and even starts touching her ass, as he's pounding away on his wife. Mr. Man would love to touch him right back! We get more ass from Mario Caniglia who has sex with Yahima in missionary while she stares at the ceiling. Sorry, sweetie, we're staring at his buns! Black Venus will make you jack your penis!