Captain Mauzner Sexy

Cutie Captain Mauzner is a writer and producer who we want to give a stiff salute to. This hottie has had an interesting career having gotten his start as a producer for Wonderland (2003) and an actor in Atomic Tabasco (1999). He's also written Factory Girl (2006) and Billionaire Boys Club (2018). He's clearly multi-talented, but our favorite of his roles so far is as an actor in Highway (2002) in which he wears an open robe to show off his bare chest covered in chest hair. He also wears a thong that has a colorful bird right on his dong. We wanna squawk at his big big!