Charles Melton Talks About K.J. Apa's "Coconuts" In New Shirtless Riverdale Scene!

We've been coconuts about the shirtless twenty-something high schooler thirst traps on the CW's softcore series Riverdale ever since it debuted in 2017. The Archie-inspired series somehow always finds a way to outdo itself, and in the third season's tenth episode, titled The Stranger, we get a truly porny exchange featuring shirtless hunks K.J. Apa and Charles Melton!

There's beef between the two beefcakes, and when Melton storms in on the shirtless Apa, he states "You got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night," before remembering the contract he signed with the CW and promptly stripping off his shirt. What else is there to say? There's something about Melton calling out Apa's gigantic testicles that's really getting me through the -4 degree Chicago cold spell! Check out the full scene below, and let us know if you have an Apa-tite for coconuts all of a sudden...