David Shackelford Nude

David Shackelford is a mostly B-movie star with a couple of big titles under his belt. In 2024 he joined the esteemed cast of True Detective and all of the way back in 1998 he appeared in There's Something About Mary as "Coconut Guy." But David isn't wanting for work, thanks to the stream of quirky straight-to-DVD movies he's graced us with over the decades. You may not have heard of his 2023 outing The Invisible Raptor, and maybe that's for the best. Kidding! We'd never miss an opportunity to check out David's low-key appeal, and here he flashes a hilarious minuscule prosthetic penis. We have no doubt that the real thing has a lot more meat on it. I'm a Dave for you!