Oscar winner Gary Oldman has been hinting at his impending retirement from the industry while promoting the Apple TV+ spy series Slow Horses, and while we’re sad that the Oldman Era may be coming to a close, it gives us the perfect excuse to revisit the acting phenom’s most phenomenal nudity!
Ever since his explosive performance as punk rocker Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy, we’ve been wild about Gary! And Gary’s been pretty great about showing off his bodacious body over the years. Here’s just a few of our faves:
Gary Oldman's Best Nudity
5. Prick Up You Ears
Gary strips off his underwear while talking to his gay lover (Alfred Molina) and gives us a hint of ballsack with that booty when he climbs into bed.
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4. Criminal Law
We see a brief flash of full frontal while he rolls around during some intense sex, intercut with even. More intense racquetball playing. Or is it squash? We’re not sure since those aren’t really the balls we’re focused on.
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3. Track 29
Gary gives us the goods once again when he jumps out of a closet naked and tussles with Christopher Lloyd.
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2. Chattahoochee
During a strip search, not only do we see Gary’s delicious derriere, but also his bollocks and sex pistol when he’s thrown to the floor.
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1. The Scarlet Letter
Is it the way his beautiful buns glistens in the lake that ranks this above everything else? Is it seeing his hairy meat and veg underwater and then again when he climbs out onto the rock? Is it the long locks, facial hair, and frilly shirt that’s vaguely reminiscent of his sexy Dracula look? Yeah, it’s definitely all of this and more!
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Do we dare hope he’ll bless us with one last glimpse of his famous British bum before he packs it in? Young man or old man, we’ll never stop being a fan of Gary’s gorgeous glutes, and while definitely we hate to see him go, we love to watch him leave.
