In case you've been living under a cock, we just released our list of the Top Ten Most Valuable Penises (MVPs) From The Last Year! Why are we rounding up the year's MVPs, you ask? Because someone mentioned to us that the Super Bowl is next weekend, and since caring about sports throw ball kick time is above our paygrade, we decided to co-opt this event and make it about penises. I mean, did you have any doubts?
SEE ALL 10 MVP(ENIS) SCENES HERE!
We say this every year, but the last twelve months have truly delivered some of the most unbelievable penis scenes ever. Hear us out. Hollywood heavyweights like Oscar Isaac, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Sebastian Stan popped their frontal nudity cherries, and we got some new names with amazing cock debuts. Plus, penis scenes are making mainstream headlines these days. Ansel Wolf Pierce went viral when he plopped down on the throne in Euphoria with his uncut penis out and Corey Saucier did the same with his shocking full-frontal turn on the otherwise penis-free Sex and the City reboot, And Just Like That...
Plus this was the same twelve-month period that brought Adam Demos' headline-grabbing cock in Sex/Life. One inch for every month. You can see all of these full unedited scenes by checking out our MVPenis page HERE. But in order to whet your appetite, I went ahead and turned the scenes into GIFs so you don't have to. Check out all ten Most Valuable Penises below in dazzling GIF form. Go peen!
#10: Corey Saucier in And Just Like That...
#9: Nicolás Gold in Maradona: Blessed Dream
#8: Justice Smith in Genera+ion
#7: Benedict Cumberbatch in The Power of the Dog
#6: Jeremy Williams in All the Queen's Men
#5: Adam Demos in Sex/Life
#4: Sebastian Stan in Monday
#3: Peter Vack in PVT Chat
#2: Oscar Isaac in Scenes from a Marriage
#1: Ansel Wolf Pierce in Euphoria
