Celeb MVPs - Most Valuable Penises From the Last Year!

Corey joins Adam Demos and Ansel Wolf Pierce as having one of the past year’s most viral nude scenes. He shocked Carrie Bradshaw with his character’s accidental penis reveal. The Internet was pretty shocked too, as nothing up to that point in And Just Like That... suggested graphic male nudity was on the way. And Just Like That... one of the year’s Most Valuable Penises!

Nicolás Gold isn’t the only actor who portrays Argentinian soccer legend Diego Maradona in Maradona: Blessed Dream, and he isn’t even the only to go nude. But he does give us the best look at what Diego is allegedly packing - big meaty balls and a mouth watering cock! This scene is as good as Gold.

Genera+ion had hopes of being the next Euphoria (both are on HBO Max, both are about teens gone wild), but sadly it was canceled after its first season. We think we see the problem. The openly queer super cutie Justice Smith’s sizable penis only gets a millisecond of screen time! We’ll take what we can get, but come on now. Let’s be reasonable.

In the awards season favorite The Power of the Dog, Cumberbatch is a rough and tumble cowboy with an unspoken homosexual past. Same tho? Director Jane Campion delivered Mark Ruffalo’s penis in In The Cut and Harvey Keitel’s in The Piano, so we were thrilled to see her keeping the tradition alive in The Power of the Dog. Woof!

Jeremy Williams’ huge penis is what got us through 2021. Seriously! This quintessential muscleman casually struts into the dressing room with his thigh slapping swinging from side to side. We can’t look away! It’s nice when a project about male strippers actually features male nudity. *Cough* Magic Mike *cough*.

You know it, you love it, it’s 2021’s buzziest nude scene. Adam Demos shocked a nation when he debuted an actual foot long penis in this smash hit Netflix series! Neither the Sex/Life showrunner nor Adam will divulge if this is actually him or not, so until we have a definitive answer, we’ll keep the dream alive. Adam’s always doing Demost.

Sebastian Stan is famous for playing Winter Soldier in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and he certainly gives us plenty to marvel at in Monday. It isn’t every day that a superhero gets fully naked on screen! Here Stan airs out his shaved cock during a nude bender in Greece. What would this football season have been without this scene?

Peter Vack’s cock gets the most screen time of any on this list in the sexually explicit indie PVT Chat. He plays a recluse in love with a cam girl (Julia Fox of Kanye West fame), and can simply not keep his hands off of his perfect rock hard cock! He actually masturbates in bed for over a full minute, in addition to cumming on the floor!

It isn’t every day that an A-lister in his forties makes a frontal debut. Riding high off his success in the Star Wars franchise as well as 2021’s sci-fi epic Dune, Oscar kept gums flapping and tongues wagging by letting his thick uncut penis hang out in Scenes from a Marriage. Daddy’s home.

Ansel Wolf Pierce’s full frontal performance in Euphoria’s season two opener had everyone asking “Whose penis did I just see!” Seriously, his nude scene came out of nowhere (Ansel plops down on the throne as Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney hides in the bathroom) and went mega viral for all the right reasons. America? She loves a big uncut cock.