Top 10 Celebs We Want To Go Nude

#10: Joe Keery in Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

Joe Keery shot to superstardom as the resident high school heartthrob on the Netflix phenomenon Stranger Things. But most fans don’t know that Joe filmed a gay mutual masturbation scene in 2015, a year before the first season of Stranger Things debuted. The actor Cole Doman hands Joe a tube sock and the boys proceed to jerk themselves off to completion in bed together! Nothing strange about that.

#9: Luke Macfarlane in Bros

In 2022, out and proud actor Luke Macfarlane lent his leading man good looks to the first ever mainstream studio-backed romantic comedy, Bros. Luke plays a commitmentphobe exploring uncharted territory with his crush, Billy Eichner. Luke is simply gorgeous in this movie, so we don’t blame a hot gay couple for giving him a double blowjob! Luke somehow manages to stay strategically nude throughout the flick, but we’d still give him a bro job too.

#8: Winston Duke in Black Panther

The smoulderingly sexy Winston Duke has emerged as one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood, appearing in the massive Black Panther and Avengers flicks as his character, M'Baku. Sure Winston’s bankable, but is he wankable? Sadly this stud has only gone shirtless on screen, in 2018’s Black Panther, but we’re still holding out hope for nudity in the future. Hey, you Winston, you lose some.

#7: Austin Butler in The Shannara Chronicles

Most people got to know Austin Butler as a dead-ringer for Elvis in Baz Luhrmann’s dazzling 2022 biopic. Sure Austin has us all shook up as Elvis, but fans absolutely need to check him out the teen fantasy series The Shannara Chronicles. Here Austin flaunts his incredible, muscular jock bod in numerous scenes as a surfer-hot blonde! Now Elvis, when are we going to see that pelvis?

#6: Tenoch Huerta in Dark Forces

The Mexican actor Tenoch Huerta hasn’t taken us south of the border, but he showed off  great deal of himself in 2020’s Dark Forces! The Narcos: Mexico and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever star fills the living daylights out of a pair of skin-tight black boxer briefs during his sexy home workout routine. But dude, Huerta nudity at?

#5: Joel Kim Booster in Loot 

One word comes to mind when looking at Joel Kim Booster: Stunning. Seriously, find one thing wrong with this man. We’d wait, but we don’t have literally forever! The openly gay South Korean actor most famously bared his shredded body and mouthwatering bulge in the 2022 gay comedy Fire Island, but he’s still keeping the best bits for himself. If Joel does ever get naked, be prepared for a collective worldwide gay gasp.

#4: Pete Davidson in Saturday Night Live

Is it any surprise that Pete Davidson made our list of the ten celebrities we want to see nude? After all, the man invented Big Dick Energy, and his swagger has attracted the attention of some of the biggest stars in the world, from Ariana Grande to Kim Kardashian. Apparently there’s enough of Pete to go around half of Hollywood, but the rest of us will have to settle for his many shirtless appearances, including his suggestively blurred out nudity on SNL. For Pete I’m so thankful!

#3: Jon Hamm in Mad Men 

Speaking of Big Dick Energy… before BDE was a thing, Mad Men star Jon Hamm dominated headlines with his massive “Hammaconda.” So ya, he’s on this friggin’ list. The OG daddy is seriously too sexy for words as the uber-masc ad exec Don Draper on Mad Men, where he shows off that incredible hairy daddy bod in some damn hot scenes. Sadly with decades of non-nudity under his bent, Hamm might be a never-nude. But with a visible penis line that good… we pretty much get the gist. #PringlesCan

#2: Shawn Mendes in Shawn Mendes is iConicKally CALVIN

If for any reason that the celebrity we most want to see nude cannot fulfill his booties, the 1st runner up shall take over his place. That runner up is the impossibly gorgeous Canadian crooner Shawn Mendes. Where to even start. With his adorable curly hair, sexy lips, and effortless, athletic body, Shawn Mendes is without question one of the all time sexiest celebrities. Considering his good-guy image, we were more than a little shocked to see how much of himself Shawn revealed in this risqué Calvin Klein ad! That big cock might leave you needing stiches.

#1: Lil Nas X in Industry Baby

Finally, the celebrity we most want to see nude is none other than pioneering gay rapper, Lil Nas X! The unapologetically gay singer and songwriter doubled down on his queerness with his 2021 smash hit record Montero, which spawned a number of pornographically hot music videos. In Industry Baby, Lil Nas X dances with his cock and ass blurred out in a prison shower full of equally nude men! It might be decades before we can fully appreciate the good Lil Nas X has done for the gay community. But it takes about half a second to realize - Ya, we’d like to see him naked.