Mr. Man's Top 10 Emmy Nominudes!

#10: Pedro Pascal in Game of Thrones

2023 was a huge year for Pedro Pascal. He had not one, but two hit television shows - The Mandalorian and The Last Of Us, the latter of which earned Pascal an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series. But zombies do not a boner make. For Pascal’s hottest on-screen moment, check out Game Of Thrones, where he cuddles up to Will Tudor in his only gay scene to date. That is, until the release of The Last Of AnUS. Fingers crossed!

#9: Kieran Culkin in Succession 

Culkin is also nominated for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series this year, but unlike Pascal, he delivers some very sexy content in his Emmy-nominated role. Culkin lets his ass hang out while having sex in season two! Hold the meat, this scene is only about the buns. Culkin won’t leave your dick sulkin’!

#8: James Marsden in Westworld

This gorgeous actor’s career could have gone in several different directions. We’re glad that Marsden leaned into his quirky side for recent high-profile projects, including Jury Duty, for which he earned a nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. For the best of Marsden, check out Westworld, where he bares his ass in the legendary robo lab. Beep boop bop WAP!

#7: Young Mazino in BEEF

We don’t have any BEEF with the beautiful Young Mazino after he dared to bare his down there - including his down-there hair. The Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie nominee flaunts his perfect butt during a passionate sex scene and even goes so far as to show his cock while trimming his pubes. BEEF has the meats.

#6: Brett Goldstein in Drifters

Congratulations to the sexy Brett Goldstein on his Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series nominee for his iconic role as Roy Kent in Ted Lasso! While we have the opportunity to enjoy Brett’s incredible hairy chest in two Ted Lasso shirtless scenes from season one, Brett has only gone nude once - in the British series Drifters.

#5: Will Sharpe in The White Lotus

Will Sharpe’s hottest scene to date happens to be in his 2024 Emmy-nominated series, The White Lotus. The Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series nominee is caught masturbating in bed, so he heads to the shower in an attempt to quell his visible boner! It’s hard to stand out in a series as crazy as The White Lotus, but Will Sharpe and his ass do just that.

#4: Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall 

If it seems like we talk about Jason Segel’s full frontal scene in 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall all the time, that’s because we do. Hear us out! Jason’s star is still going strong in 2024 (he nabbed a coveted nom for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for Shrinking) but nothing can compare to the shocking frontal reveal heard ‘round the world back in 2008. Shrinking? Jason can’t relate.

#3: Jeremy Allen White in Shameless

The Bear is one of the most notable shows of the 2020s so far, and we couldn’t be happier that series star Jeremy Allen White is getting the recognition he deserves. The Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series nominee is most famous around here for his other Chicago-set series, Shameless, in which he gets naked almost too many times to count! Shameless - or as we like to call it - The Bare.

#2: Murray Bartlett, Andrew Rannells in Welcome to Chippendales

Where isn’t Murray Bartlett these days? The gorgeous out actor sunk his teeth into some of the juiciest television roles in recent years, including the aforementioned The Last Of Us and The White Lotus. Some fans may not realize that Murray did incredible work in Welcome to Chippendales, where he also does Andrew Rannells. His nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie is more than deserved.

#1: Theo James in The Time Traveler's Wife

Really, who could have beaten Theo James in 2023? The Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series nominee was the topic of much online debate after revealing a too-good-to-be-true prosthetic penis in his Emmy-nominated series The White Lotus. But the scene in question proved to be no more than a diversion from his actual best scene of 2023. James showed his cock and balls twice in his underrated series The Time Traveler’s Wife! Forget winning an Emmy, these boys will give you a semi!