Some of you may wonder if the writers here at Mr. Man get turned on at work, since we're looking at hot naked men all day. And the answer is no! That would be unprofessional and just plain wrong! Unless... we're writing about Ian Somerhalder. In fact our employe handbook's "Ian Somerhalder clause" clearly states that we are to remain professional at all times unless staring down Ian's tight as f*ck body, adorable flushed pink cheeks, dreamy dark eyebrows, and icy blue eyes. Then we are allowed and even encouraged to bone ourselves down hard. Kidding!
But now that I'm working from home... Kidding again! Anyway, there's never a wrong time to round up some amazingly sexy Ian Somerhalder GIFs. I fell for Ian back when he was young hung and full of cum in Rules Of Attraction. He plays a bisexual character named Paul, and we get an amazing look at Ian's naturally athletic and muscular body during a changing montage in front of the mirror. Notice the happy trail. And the flopping bulge. And the thin fabric that kinda reveals Ian's butt cheeks and crack. Ya.
But the most iconic scene in Rules Of Attraction involves a steamy gay makeout between Ian and James Van Der Beek. No really, it happened! 2000s gays, we must never forget where we came from. Rules Of Attraction inspired many a gay awakening, and this scene is the reason why. Ian starts to jack off under a pillow while fantasizing about all the things he would do with James. In his fantasy, the two go scruff-to-scruff for a hot makeout, and strip off their shirts to get ready for pound town. Ian bites his pillow as he cums to this fantasy. Sorry but they don't make movies like this anymore!
If you want to see the best of what Ian Somerhalder has to offer, you need to check out his Body Of Work below. There you can find his nudity in Tell Me You Love Me, which is where Ian reportedly showed his real hard penis during a straight sex scene. We now know that he utilized a prosthetic, however, that ass is all real.
