Goatee Guys

This playlist is a facial hair affair! Most of us have our preferred facial hair on a man. Some people like that sweet stubble, others want a full bountiful beard, while practically no one's going to shake a stick at a manly mustache. But only a select few choose the goatee over all other facial hair, and this post is for you unique individuals! In the nudity-filled series Power you can catch Omari Hardwick in all of his goatee glory. Ageless heartthrob Josh Hartnett sports an old-timey goatee on the Victorian Era horror series Penny Dreadful. Steve Howey sports his Shameless facial hair on the hit Showtime series, while Samuel L. Jackson has a goatee in Against the Wall. I have had it with these motherfucking goatees on this motherfucking playlist! The very NSFW series Gigolos is filled with excellent male nudity, and a goatee from Ash Armand! American History X is a hard watch, but it's the best place to see Edward Norton nude. You can even catch a glimpse of his penis in the shower! Diego Luna is an eternal cutie and we love his nudity in The Night Buffalo. Plus all goatee lovers remember where they were when they caught Michael Finger in Hilde's Journey. With a name like Finger, it has to be good. There's something about a goatee that pairs so perfectly with a shaved head, and Stephen Bishop epitomizes this perf pairing while showing his ass during a sex scene in Run the World. Goatees are the greatest of all time!