Siri, what is: A snack? Oh, it's Joel Edgerton shirtless on the beach? Sweet, thanks gorl! Forty-seven-year-old Joel Edgerton is an Australian actor who tends to stay out of the limelight, which is why we were thrilled that the paps caught him shirtless on the beach. Joel hit up Bondi Beach, Australia, which just so happens to be where his fellow Aussie hotties Chris and Liam Hemsworth are often caught by the paparazzi. We... need to visit Bondi Beach. For research purposes, not for spying on boys!

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What's really crazy about Joel is that, again, the man is forty-seven-years-old. Like, how he do that? Joel's body is as taught and athletic as that of a man a decade younger than him. Plus we're loving this gratuitous look at Joe's delicious chest and belly hair. If you like what you see here, and are wondering what Joel looks like under his swim trunks, then we have some recommendations. Back in 2001 a young Joel Edgerton got gay with Damian Walshe-Howling in some intimate footage in the movie Saturn's Return. Forget Saturn, take us to your anus.

Hairy-Chested Joel Edgerton Photographed Looking Like An Actual SnackHairy-Chested Joel Edgerton Photographed Looking Like An Actual Snack

2001 was a banner year for Joel Edgerton fans, because he also showed off his smooth and surprisingly fat ass in The Secret Life Of Us. And then two years later Joel rounded out his dudity résumé by showing off his butt yet again in Ned Kelly. We're pretty bummed that Joel has stayed clothed ever since 2003, but if random shirtless outings on the beach in Australia are our consolation prize, we won't complain. Joel will please your hole!