The most important star in the history of Hollywood turns twenty-three today, and we're celebrating with the ten times he made us precum a little. What... aren't you getting? Riverdale's breakout starlet K.J. Apa has a shredded to perfection bod and insanely sexy face complete with thick masculine eyebrows and scruff that would give you some serious rug burn. He's. The. Full. Package. Mamaw.

Riverdale is where this star really showcased his most enviable talents. We get pecs. We get abs. We get bulge. In a wrestling singlet. No, we'll never get over that episode. So stop whatever you're doing and join us in whishing K.J. Apa a happy birthday with the ten times, frankly, TBH, IMHO, he made us precum. A little. Enjoy...