The charming Irish actor Kenneth Branagh has been the gold standard when it comes to regal cinema for decades. Forever providing an air of class to his work, Mr. Branagh has redefined his field with passionate performances, especially in the silver screen renditions of Shakespearean plays. But Kenneth wasn't from money, he grew up in Belfast as the son of a plumber. After discovering theater, he trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, which set his career in motion. If you’ve taken a class on Shakespeare, your teacher has more than likely shown you Branagh-heavy clips from films like Henry V (1989), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Othello (1995), Hamlet (1996), and Love’s Labour’s Lost (2000). Hopefully your said teacher didn’t fast-forward through the any scenes where Kenneth and a lucky lady were much a-doing it. Making his film debut in Chariots of Fire (1981), one of the rare non-Shakespearean roles Kenneth played during his early career was when he played the doctor in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1984). Branagh is shirtless as he builds his creation. Super sexy, we were dying for the doc's cock but he kept his pants on. The man with the bolts on his neck was naked, but we wanted to see the nuts of his creator! A onetime husband of Emma Thompson, Kenneth moved on to play Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Gilderoy Lockhart in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), Swedish police inspector Kurt Wallander on Wallander, British Navy Commander Bolton in Dunkirk (2017), Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot in both Murder on the Orient Express (2017) and Death on the Nile (2022), as well as Russian billionaire Andrei Sator in Tenet (2020). But recently, Kenneth's mostly been killing it as a director. He was the man behind Thor (2011), Artemis Fowl (2020) and after having been nominated for eight Academy Awards over the course of his career, finally won his first statue when he picked up the "Best Original Screenplay" Oscar for Belfast (2021), which he both wrote and directed. There's something about watching a British dandy recite the bard that gets Mr. Man super hard. Kenneth Branagh makes us wanna...
