Now that Irish hottie Pierce Brosnan is no longer James Bond, it seems he’s turning to a life of crime. The actor recently pled guilty to stepping off a trail while visiting Yosemite National Park last November, which is apparently a big no-no that came with a fine and an ordered donation to Yellowstone Forever, a non-profit organization that supports the park.
We here at Man Central aren’t surprised that Pierce likes to walk on the wild side while out in the wilderness, although we would’ve figured the charge would’ve been indecent exposure since seeing Pierce Brosnan nude is one of the things that made the great outdoors so great in films like Grey Owl and Robinson Crusoe. Pierce is one nature buff who loves to be in the buff in nature!
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But that got us thinking about other nude lawbreakers, so we put together this list of stars who actually landed in prison at one point. Check out these six celebs that have the right to remain sexy!
Mark Wahlberg Nude
Mark got arrested for giving a guy a Beantown beatdown back in 1988 when he was sixteen, and was in jail for forty-five days. In 2022, Mark did a different kind of time - Me Time, the comedy with Kevin Hart where he showed off his tight untanned tush.
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Robert Downey Jr. Nude
Before doing the ultimate 180 and becoming a blockbuster superhero and Oscar winner, Robert had multiple drug arrests that eventually led to him being sentenced to prison for three years (he was let out after a year). RDJ went nude a few times before entering the big house, like when he flashed us the goods while getting caught going Downey on a guy in Less Than Zero.
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Wesley Snipes Nude
The former Blade star got caught for failing to file his taxes and ended up in prison for three years. Hopefully he didn’t also get in trouble for the weapon he was packing in his pants, which audiences got a peek of in the 1986 film Wildcats.
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Sean Penn Nude
Coincidentally, Sean ended up in the Penn for punching an extra on a film set while he was already on probation back in 1987. Even more coincidentally, he bared his buns in a 1983 movie titled Bad Boys while taking a shower. Looks like his answer to “whatcha gonna do” is get naked!
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50 Cent Nude
AKA Curtis Jackson, the rapper-turned-actor was arrested for dealing narcotics in his youth, which spurned him to turn his life around and eventually bring his story to the big screen in 2005’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’. 50 may not go 100% nude with the rest of the inmates for the prison shower fight scene as there’s a note about a body double, but that’s definitely him naked on the ground at the end.
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Kiefer Sutherland Nude
Another 80s star who got in trouble with the law, Kiefer had four DUIs to his name when he spent 48 days in jail in 2007. He also went nude in nature for 2005’s River Queen, and even stripped down as broadcast TV’s Jack Bauer on 24, which is sure to give you an extra 2 to 4 inches!
