Our crush today for Man Crush Monday is also Taylor Swift's crush. She is quite the trendsetter! Our crush is British boy toy Joe Alwyn who is also Taylor's boyfriend and he has recently gone nude, so let's get into our sexy #MCM Joe Alwyn.
This sexpot from London studied acting as a lad because he always knew what he wanted to do with his life: become a star. He studied acting and he made his way to theater, TV, and film where he excelled in no time at all. He showed off his shirtless chest in The Favourite and again in Boy Erased where he did a gay makeout scene in the dark (it kills me that we could not see more!).
He stars in the Hulu series Conversations with Friends which is the anticipated adaptation of the Sally Rooney novel. Sally Rooney was the mind behind Normal People, too, so that Irish writer loves tension and sex. We anticipated some dick in this show based on Paul Mescal's penis in several scenes in Normal People, buuuuuuut there was no dick. None of it. Damn it.
Don't get me wrong: I am happy with the nudity in Conversations with Friends. I was just hoping for more! That's all I'm saying. That being said, Joe Alwyn showed his booty and I was very pleased. So this is why Taylor is still dating this man. I see what keeps her coming for more! In his five sexy scenes, he shows his ass three times.
Joe Alwyn is a winner with a beautiful booty like his. This blond boy could never be erased from my spank bank. He also leaves me wanting more. I want to see MORE ass and more of a whole lot more if you know what I mean. I mean his penis! Of course, I mean that!
Until he shows his cock, I will simply have to settle for his ass. That's okay because it is a beautiful ass. In fact, he has me singing, "what an ass! What an ass! What an ass! What a mighty fine ass!" Forgive me for living by En Vogue fantasy and just watch this scene:
