Our crush today for Man Crush Monday is a rising star whose star keeps getting bigger which is crazy because he is also the arm candy of a major star (Taylor Swift). That's right. We are talking about T-Swift's boyfriend, the one and only Joe Alwyn. #MCM to Joe Alwyn!
I will admit that he has been my crush before, but we have new nude scenes from him. Even though I gave him the spotlight back in May, I have to do it again. I just have to! He really is a crush and you know that you can't temper a crush. You just have to let it flow and Joe Alwyn really makes things flow in my pants.
This hottie with a stellar body comes to us from London where he studied acting in school. He always knew that he wanted to be a star and it looks like those dreams are coming true. After he studied acting, he went right to work in theater and films in England and in the United States.
We first got to know him when he showed off his firm chest sans shirt in the award-winning film The Favourite. He was our favorite for doing that! He did that again in Boy Erased where he also had a gay smooch session in the dark. Turn on the lights so that I can see more!
Recently, he starred in the Sally Rooney adaptation of Conversations with Friends on Hulu. Sally Rooney is an Irish writer who writes spicy things like the nudity-filled Normal People which brought us Paul Mescal's penis. While Conversations with Friends gave us plenty to talk about in terms of Alwyn's booty, we did not see any cock.
But that's okay! Like I said: there was ass! We saw his ass in a few scenes and some were clearer than others. Hey, I will take Alwyn's ass anywhere I can get it: in the background, in the foreground, on top of a woman, below, getting out of bed, etc. You name it, I'll watch it. So you can imagine how happy I was to hear that he had a recent nude scene.
That brings us to our latest scenes in 2022's Stars at Noon. This star showed off his ass in two scenes that are dimly lit. Not only that, but we only really see the top part of his booty in one of those scenes as he lounges in bed with his lover played by Margaret Qualley. When he stands up and takes his clothes off prior to getting busy, we do get a chance to see more of that bootyful butt. You can see what I am talking about here:
Will Mr. Taylor Swift actually show us more someday? I certainly hope so! He seems like he is on his way to giving us better nude scenes in the near future. Let's hope Alwyn goes all in on going nude.
