According to his Facebook, Michael E.R. Walker is an actor and professional ballroom dancer. Well, he can ball our room anytime. The man's middle initials have yet to be figured out by press time, however, our crack team of decoders suggest they stand for Emergency Room, because that's where you'll be after experiencing his full-frontal assault in Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009). The man has a penis and he's not afraid to use it, and it helps that he's gay in real life, because in reel life he uses that penis on men. Oh my! As long as Michael is willing to let us watch then he can do what he pleases, for it does please the eye.