Wow, there are a lot of movies coming to theaters this week and the good news is that they star some of our favorite dudes. Let's not waste another second and talk about who we can see in what.
Brian Banks is a football film about a player who wants to play in the NFL and is well on his way until he gets wrongly convicted of a crime he did not commit. Aldis Hodgerightfully stars which is good news because he has an athlete's body.
The Kitchen is a female-leadass-kicking movie starring true powerhouses, but we're here for our favorite ginger gem Domhnall Gleeson. Domhnall's derriere is the snack we'd grab from The Kitchen.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is based on the scary stories everyone read as a child. Remember those books? So scary. We've never forgotten those spooky stories, so we're looking forward to this film adaptation. When we're feeling scared, we'll focus on the hunky Austin Abrams!
The Art of Racing in the Rain is a feel-good drama about a Formula One race car driver and his golden retriever. Milo Ventimigliaand Kevin Costnerstar who are both boys that make it rain in our pants when we see their buns.
Gary Cole also appears in the film, but if you want to see his dick race to see his full-frontal scene in Blockers.
The Peanut Butter Falconis a strange title for a feel-good film about a young man who runs away from home to become a professional wrestler. The film is jampacked with a fascinating cast of dudes who have gone nude including Shia LaBeouf, Thomas Haden Church, Bruce Dern, and Jon Bernthal.
After the Wedding is athrillerabout the manager of an orphanage in India (played by Michelle Williams) who finds a benefactor in New York. She flies over there to meether but is surprised by Billy Crudupwho plays a mysterious blast from her past. Oh, and Will Chasealso stars. How about those hunks?
